(Abandoned) - tunggu masa nak delete.

BLOG BARU WAJAH BARU

2010-10-05T00:43:00.001+08:00

DIULANG: DENGAN INI, DIUMUMKAN BAHAWA BLOG INI KINI BERPINDAH KE BLOG YANG BARU, DENGAN TAJUK BLOG YANG SAMA "FAVOURITE WORST NIGHTMARE"
SILA KLIK DI SINI UNTUK TERUS KE BLOG BARU AKU.
NEEDED A FRESH START LAH BRO :)

BLOG BARU WAJAH BARU

2010-10-02T23:08:00.001+08:00

DENGAN INI, DIUMUMKAN BAHAWA BLOG INI KINI BERPINDAH KE BLOG YANG BARU, DENGAN TAJUK BLOG YANG SAMA "FAVOURITE WORST NIGHTMARE"
SILA KLIK DI SINI UNTUK TERUS KE BLOG BARU AKU.
NEEDED A FRESH START LAH BRO :)

the tale of you and i

2010-10-02T23:05:00.001+08:00

you gave walking sticks to others

yet you yourself were limping

you offered a lending hand

but it was you who needed help

you wore shields and armours

but it wasnt the outside that needed protection

you claimed others as foes and threats

yet you stabbed your very own heart

you blamed the time for being envious

was it not you who made the clock?

you walked the road with glitters and jewels

but back in home you slept on dirt

you conquered the lands and the oceans and skies

yet you moaned and screamed in dreams

you were the king of glorious men

but you were held captive of unseen strings

you claimed yourself a proud free man

yet you were chained to your old ventriloquist

the single word that means everything

2010-08-31T02:27:00.001+08:00

INDEPENDENCE

2010-06-10T13:08:00.002+08:00

those that don't kill you make you stronger

what's with the sudden millatfacebook fever?

2010-06-10T13:00:00.002+08:00

what if it's just another agenda of the kuffar?

let the muslims unite under one site

wouldn't it be easier for the kuffar to gain our infos and whereabouts?

ever given any thoughts to it?

i know i sound prejudice, but there're just so many lies blanketing over the truths these days

i'm also on tumblr :)

2010-05-27T19:31:00.001+08:00

http://shfqemir.tumblr.com

Casablancas III

2010-05-24T18:52:00.000+08:00

Vanity can easily overtake wisdom. It usually overtakes common sense .

Casablancas II

2010-05-22T01:01:00.001+08:00

With a hundred ways to do a dozen things, why not try it all?

So much of the Modern Crusaders

2010-05-20T21:24:00.004+08:00

http://moderncrusader.blogspot.com/

This blog condemns and insults Allah and Islam.
Calling themselves the Modern Crusaders (satria Kristian yg menentang Islam), they arrogantly call Allah as Satan and Islam as Nazis.
They write out false claims against Allah, Islam, and they even call us the Muslims as LESS EVOLVED THAN APES. While we're busy facebook-ing,

these guys are planning to invade Mekah Al Mukarramah, Destroy Kaabah, and hence creating a Zionist state with Mekah as its capital.

Have we ever insulted their religion?

Have we ever tell lies about them?

Then why are they doing all these against us?

Simple, it's because deep inside they know we're on the right side, which is why they're trying their very best to destroy us, the Islamic Ummah, and hence crushing Allah's religion, Islam.

And what exactly are our reaction against this?

Oh, chatting, socializing, having fun, getting further and further lost from Islamic Teachings, doing exactly what they want us to do. Ok, I get it. =.=''

May Allah help us all.

Casablancas I

2010-05-19T18:06:00.000+08:00

If it doesn`t start with you, it dies with you

Speak Softly, Love ; a true masterpiece

2010-05-10T22:04:00.000+08:00

Speak softly, love
And hold me warm against your heart
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start
We're in a world, our very own
Sharing a love that only few have ever known

Wine-colored days warmed by the sun
Deep velvet nights when we are one

Speak softly, love
So no one hears us but the sky
The vows of love
We make will live until we die
My life is yours and all because
You came into my world with love so softly love

Wine-colored days warmed by the sun
Deep velvet nights when we are one

Speak softly, love
So no one hears us but the sky
The vows of love we make will live until we die
My life is yours and all because
You came into my world with love so softly love

[Andy Williams]

little black owl

2010-04-27T03:27:00.002+08:00

after all those days,
you're just gona piss me like this eh?
thanks -.-'
i'm so pissed with my phone
wont charge, keeps on restarting when i'm making calls
oh, sometimes, it even restarts itself when kept untouched in the pocket
cool eh -.-'

haha hariz

2010-04-15T01:16:00.001+08:00

harizah bajunaid hariz

happy birthday dear

may all best wishes and dreams come true :)

and i pledge to love you forever

until the time stops :)

Awake

2010-04-09T18:08:00.006+08:00

You trusted someone with your deepest secrets
They seemed to care and understand
They were your protectors, to you
The ones who nag and scold you you mistrusted
The ones who suspected became the suspected
What happens, when you think you've got everything under control
What happens, when the ones you trust put a bullet between your eyes
What happens, when the helpers were actually the deceivers
You were blind and deaf
Everything was about what you think and how you feel
But it was always obvious
If you could just watch and listen
You were just a fool of yourself
And it surely cost you dearly
By the time you were awake
It was already too late

then ponder that you made

2010-04-07T11:23:00.003+08:00

When a sword is at your neck
You plead for life
Yet, when you held the dagger
Was it not you who stabbed your own heart?

When you lived along the alleys
You begged for a home
But when given one
Was it not you who burnt it down?

When you were all by yourself
You wished for the other
But when you had one
Was it not you who left her to die alone?

of friends and foes

2010-04-01T19:30:00.001+08:00

ignore the talks
beware of the whispers

us against the puppeteer

2010-04-01T19:25:00.004+08:00

he came. he saw. he conquered
we came. we saw. we did nothing
good job !

april si bodoh

2010-04-01T19:25:00.001+08:00

you can't prank one who pranks
still, some tried
none succeeded
but one,
congrats syapik -.-'

I came. I saw. I did nothing.

2010-03-31T13:57:00.002+08:00

I saw a king knelt before a beggar
I saw a lion eaten by ants
I saw a drowned shark
I saw a bird with no wings
I saw a slave giving birth to her master
I saw the numb talking to the deaf
I saw the blind leading the bright
I saw an eye in the sky
I saw the world
and it's dying

who do you think you are?

2010-03-31T02:44:00.001+08:00

funny

a murderer telling a thief to stop robbing

isn't that what we call a perfect society?

of an emo baby whale

2010-03-28T22:26:00.002+08:00

she told you her tale

she gave you her hand

you Cut her Heart oUT

good job miss loser ~

of earth hour : why bother?

2010-03-27T15:21:00.003+08:00

we spend an hour protecting the earth

what happens to the other hours of the year?

let me answer it for you:

massive earth destruction hours

it's the most successful worldwide programme so far

congrats earthlings! :)

and so we discriminate the discriminators

2010-03-26T16:26:00.003+08:00

we despise them for despising others
we curse them for cursing others
and we declare ourselves different from them?

food for thoughts :)

2010-03-24T22:30:00.000+08:00

oh, i could really use a new phone right now

oh yes, you

2010-03-21T18:29:00.000+08:00

be strong now.
the dawn is drawing nearer

to whom it may concern

2010-03-14T02:40:00.006+08:00

the world came crushing on you

there was nothing inside

there was no one beside

you shed your tears

you mourned for years

but they'd never came running back

it was just a straight alley

though it was dark and full of thorns

you danced to silence

and talked to darkness

but there was nothing but to keep walking

till you find the light at the end

and a shadow who stood beside

who'd walked along like a knight to his King

and you shall glance back and laugh

it was just another story

and it shaped you to the better

then you shall rise and run again

oh yes you will

the good old december

2010-03-13T14:28:00.003+08:00

you were the rain of the summer days

you were the sun of the dark winter nights

when did you stop being yourself?

oh yes, you disgust me

2010-03-13T03:55:00.003+08:00

your hair is greasy

you walk like a penguin

and you said let the best man win?

list of scholarships for spm leavers

2010-03-12T23:01:00.005+08:00

killerjo.net

there you go.semua ada kat situ

goodluck.

V's introduction

2010-03-12T19:15:00.002+08:00

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V~

in simpler words:
Behold! Before you is a humble stage performer, cast, against his will, by the whims of fate, to the roles of both victim and villain. The face you see now is not just some meaningless costume. It is a remnant of the People's Voice, which has since gone and disappeared. However, this past annoyance stands courageously reborn and has sworn to conquer the evil and corrupt, who promote greed and the violent suppression of free will. The only choice is vengeance; a personal war held as a promise, but not in vain, for the importance and self-evidence of this quest shall one day exonerate the watchful and the righteous. But in truth, this thick soup of words has become too excessive. So, let me simply finish by saying that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V~

[V as in V for Vandetta]

so much of you and i

2010-03-12T13:05:00.002+08:00

you walked hand in hand with them

and they pushed you down a cliff

though how cruel it may seem

but you deserve the death more than they do

numb

2010-03-12T12:33:00.001+08:00

if numbness is a feeling

how come you can't feel it?

Roulette

2010-03-12T12:28:00.000+08:00

I have a problem that I cannot explain
I have no reason why it should have been so plain
Have no questions but I sure have excuse
I lack the reason why I should be so confused

I know, how I feel when I'm around you
I, don't know, how I feel when I'm around you
Around you

Left a message but it ain't a bit of use
I have some pictures, the wild might be the deuce
Today you saw, you saw me, you explained
Playing the show and running down the plane

[s.o.a.d]

irony

2010-03-12T05:36:00.001+08:00

you claim as the smartest

yet you're buying every word they say

psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy

2010-03-12T05:26:00.001+08:00

So you want the world to stop
Stop in and watch your body fully drop?

life's a Dream, we are Dreaming

2010-03-12T00:53:00.001+08:00

ride the night to the end

the tale of the u.p.u

2010-03-11T18:54:00.004+08:00

hari ni, tanggal 11 Mac 10, result spm 09 dah kuar.

adik aku, aqbar (bukan nama sebenar) telah mendapat keputusan yang cemerlang.

berikut merupakan dialog adik-beradik :

shfqemir : cmane result?

aqbar : cemerlang :)

shfqemir :good. so upu nk apply mane? amek la um ouh

aqbar : xpe la.um 2nd choice.

shfqemir: first apply pe?

aqbar : Hogwarts.

shfqemir: oOo

dan sesungguhnya perkara di atas adalah dusta semata-mata.terima kasih kerana setia membaca :)

My personal top 10 movies of the week I

2010-03-10T20:06:00.004+08:00

1. You don't mess with the Zohan

2. National Lampoon's Van Wilder

3. King Kong

4. Vanilla Sky

5. The Girl Next Door

6. My Mom's New Boyfriend

7. Run Fatboy Run

8. Untraceable

9. American High School

10. Good Luck Chuck

crackers :)

2010-03-10T13:34:00.002+08:00

muchentuchen

2010-03-09T03:04:00.000+08:00

funny though it is,

they're making fun of God -.-'

learn your lesson

2010-03-08T21:22:00.002+08:00

i've failed for the third time
1st spm
2nd matrics
now, sem1 uia
good job emir!bravo

still, i've found 3ways to fail.
gota keep looking up
learnt my lesson already :)

phrazes for the young

2010-03-08T14:47:00.005+08:00

truly breathtaking

11th Dimension

2010-03-05T12:22:00.000+08:00

I just nod, I've never been so good at shaking hands
I live on the frozen surface of a fireball
Where cities come together, to hate each other in the name of sport
America, nothing is ever just how you plan
I looked up to you but you thought I would look the other way

And you hear, what you want to hear
And they take what they want to take
Don't be sad, won't ever happen like this anymore
So whens it coming? This last new great movement that I can join
The warning here
Your faith has got to be greater than your fear

Forgive them even if they are not sorry
All the vultures, bootleggers at the door waiting
Your are looking for your own voice, but in others
While it leaves you trapped in another dimension

Drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all of the time
I got a mind full of blanks
I need to go somewhere new fast
And don't be shy, oh no, at least deliberately
No one really cares or wonders why anymore
Oh I got music, coming outta my hands and feet and kisses
That is how it once was done
All the dreamers on the run

Forgive them even if they are not sorry
All the vultures, bootleggers at the door waiting
Were so quick to point out our own flaws in others
Complicated, man was on the wings of robots
If you believe in this world then no one has died in vain
But don't think that yet, to the top, now know what to do

[Julian Casablancas]

the guy in his 45

2010-03-04T12:55:00.002+08:00

he isnt the most handsome guy in the world
neither the richest one

he may seem stern
but he sure is very kind

he's always the strict one
but his jokes crack me into tears of laughters

he's always the disciplined one
which is why he's the best guru

he seem so tough and hard
but deep inside he's full of love and care

he's always the best one can ever ask for

happy birthday babah :)

to her, with love

2010-03-04T12:45:00.000+08:00

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you

[haha hariz]

even when the sky is falling down

2010-03-02T00:03:00.000+08:00

haha hariz
yeahh!

fix me homie!

2010-03-01T17:48:00.001+08:00

yawww!
gimme some duns, gimme some browns

dear God

2010-02-28T15:14:00.000+08:00

Do hold her when Im not around
thanks

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

2010-02-27T14:38:00.001+08:00

[a tribute to Haha Hariz]

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
And the dreams that you've dreamed of
Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly,
And the dreams that you've dreamed of
Dreams really do come true.

Someday i'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melts like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
And the dreams that you dare to..
Oh why, oh why can't i?

Well, i see
Trees of green and red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And i think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

Well i see,
Skies of blues and, clouds of white,
And the brightness of day, i like the dark
And i think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying i... I love you.

I hear babies cry, i watch them grow
They'll learn much more than really know
And i think to myself
What a wonderful world.

Someday i'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
And the dreams that you dare to
Oh why, oh why can't i?

Fix You

2010-02-26T20:59:00.000+08:00

When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse.
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

And high up above earth or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream, down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face and I

Tears stream, down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face and I

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

hols[the journal] : 4th Day

2010-02-25T15:06:00.001+08:00

ok.im not posting anymore journals.unless there's something awesome going on.
overall, holiday's boring and frustrating.lots of plans cancelled.havent even started the P thing.
ok.bye -.-'

hols[the journal] : 2nd Day

2010-02-23T11:21:00.002+08:00

duduk rumah, bosan nak mampos!
mau kerja,grr

hols[the journal] : 1st day

2010-02-22T19:32:00.002+08:00

spent last night usha-ring movies; [angel and demon, my mom's new bf]
maen dota sampai lebam
tidoq all day long :)

end my torment

2010-02-21T21:46:00.000+08:00

BYE-BYE final exams :)

when a stranger calls

2010-02-17T02:53:00.002+08:00

February 15th,
i was at the cafeteria, waiting forever to have my dinner
at 21:45, my phone rang
the numbers displayed was something unusual for me
i gazed for a while, the ringing stopped
a minute later, my phone rang again
i answered, only to hear a strange man speaking in a language i did not seem to understand
but i did recognise it
it was in thai
which explained the strangely long numbers
so i replied in kelantan accent

the stranger: #%&@& ?
shfq emir : sapo dio ni?
the stranger: &$*%#$!
shfq emir : nate apo mu ni? wat namo rima talipong aku male-male lagu ni?
the stranger: &&$@#&@$
shfq emir : ambo dop pahe weh. bo la, wat ngabih ko kredit mu jah.

*bip bip bip*

i hang up.
those who seem to be able to speak in thai, you might want to practise with this good guy at the following numbers
+841655732958

a masterpiece

2010-02-09T11:36:00.001+08:00

If Living is Without You

2010-02-05T13:12:00.005+08:00

Sue,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that there could never be a better mom :)

Zul,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that having a dad is the happiest experience in my life :)

Aqbar,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that even a little rascal can make me very happy :)

Mek,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that a granny can still be a great bestfriend and knight :)

Haha,
If living is without you,
I would never have known how beautiful God's creation is :)

Chino,
If living is without you,
I would never have known the truest friendship one can offer :)

Xury,
If living is without you,
I would never have known even a bastard can be the best-est friend :)

Melly,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that there's still a girl as sweet as you :)

Dann,
If living is without you,
I would never have known the sweetest everlasting childhood friendship :)

Nadd,
If living is without you,
I would never have known a perfect stranger can be the friendliest mate :)

Tehaten,
If living is without you,
I would never have known the world 's wackiest bestfriend :)

Fiza,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that a short while experiences last forever :)

Ain,
If living is without you,
I would never have known the most kuat merajok little sweet little girl :)

Wafiy,
If living is without you,
I would never have known the craziest bastard can be the truest friend :)

Sya,
If living is with without you,
I would never have known the world's best shoulder to cry on :)

Ameng,
If living is without you,
I would never have known a cute chinese-looking guy is a sweet non-gayish friend :)

Omar,
If living is without you,
I would never have known a bad-ass-looking russian can be a great 'membership' :)

Faiz,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that quietness actually shadows a thousand of secrets :)

Qash,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that a man can talk 24/7 ,piss his friends, and still be 'membership' :)

Afdhal,
If living is without you,
I would never have known there's still a fucking friendly guy roaming on earth nowadays :)

Ammar,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that even traditional rivals like a collegian and a starian can be like brothers :)

Ajim,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that it would be so fun to just sit and talk about the old schooling days :)

Moyy,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that there're millions of greatness in an asshole-looking guy :)

Sofia,
If living is without you,
I would never have known that there's a thick line between dreams and reality :)

Now, each and everyone of you has played, or is actually playing an important role in my life
Thank you very much :)

i want to tell you a secret.

2010-02-05T00:42:00.002+08:00

Happy 100th post emir!!! :)

Let's play a game.
This is how it works.
Click on the comment link and write either these five

1. Your secret.
2. Things you wish you could tell to someone. (You can put their name if you want)
3. What do you feel today.
4. Anything you want to say.
5. Anything that you want to tell me.

Either these three or all three or anything you want. Anonymously, of course. Don't leave your link or name.

Post it @ this entry. I will approve it. Unless if you leave your name or anything. DON'T LEAVE YOUR NAME.

p/s:for facebook readers, kindly go to my blog to comment anonymously

Thanks :)

welcome welcome chino!

2010-02-03T15:04:00.001+08:00

finally, ameer syarafie is now on facebook :)
click here lahh!

Way to go clark!

2010-02-02T05:28:00.001+08:00

goodluck dad!
ohh, he's my clark kent man
the superman of my family:)

pissed

2010-02-02T05:21:00.000+08:00

isn't it awkward for some skema guys/girls
calling others skema
grr!

Chromatic Expression

2010-01-31T03:18:00.002+08:00

Gat Dem, a random unique band of my friend, syauqi si suara sedapp:)
anyway, just feeling that you guys should take a look at the lyrics and listen to the amusing song of theirs, Chromatic Expression
from the album of All Different, Each Unique

My trust in you,
Overused and abused,
Life just carries on,
When you're dead and gone,
When you're dead and gone.

Your gaze beams a hole in me,
Your gaze beams a hole in me.

I feel my whole world,
Crushed, destroyed completely,
When you're out of here,
Hold you in my arms,
Cast away your tears,
Fight away your fears.

One day,
You will pay,
All the price,
It won't suffice.

Your gaze beams a hole in me,
Your gaze beams a hole in me.

I feel my whole world,
Crushed, destroyed completely,
When you're out of here,
Hold you in my arms,
Cast away your tears,
Fight away your fears.

so what happens to STAR Ipoh then?

2010-01-30T05:04:00.001+08:00

not in the picture: star ipoh -.-'

those going back to kmns

2010-01-24T07:16:00.001+08:00

goodluck la weh
selamat bermatrik :)
yeahh i miss you

What's with the sudden craving?

2010-01-23T12:13:00.003+08:00

Today's wishlist:

A pack full of plain, crunchy, classic chocolate chips Famous Amos

These motherfuckers should be kicked hard in the ass

2010-01-21T16:13:00.002+08:00

You cant be in the possession of any of the belows:

1. Jeans (even for the guys)
2. Shorts (even in the rooms)
3. Phones and laptops
4. Possession of selendang (that motherfuckers!)
4. Extra food in the locker (wtf??!!!)
5. And every other things that you have.

Sincerely,
The Fellows and Security Guards of CFS IIUM

How the Parents Conflicts Affect the Children?

2010-01-19T20:16:00.003+08:00

Common sense tells you that the parents conflict affects children, but it is even worse when the parents feel hatred towards each. The following article discusses an all-to-common situation that many people face after a divorce.

What’s a kid to do when parents hate each other?

1. Sometimes the animosity between separated parents is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. In such cases both parents deflect blame on the other while denying or minimizing their own contribution to conflict.

2. In some instances the allegations of both parents are unfounded. The parents are like oil and fire and simply do not get along. They both may be hurt for the demise of the relationship. They may feel embarrassed for the breakdown and need to vilify the other. Each stakes out the position of being hard done by the other thus gaining the sympathy of friends and family.

3. In other instances mutual allegations are founded. Both have in fact acted untoward. Both have acted poorly although not abusively. Yet, neither takes responsibility and both use the transgressions of the other to legitimize their own.

Caught In the Middle

1. Pity the children whose parents are so locked in mutual despise. The child becomes the battleground. Each parent begrudges the child’s relationship to the other. Even though a parent may hold their tongue, the attitude still exudes. The child lives with their distain.

2. The child is between a rock and a hard place. To survive they learn to mask their feelings. To avoid the disapproval of their parents they align with each parent through negative comments about the other. So when with mom the child tells bad stories of dad to gain mother’s approval and minimize tensions with her. Then with dad the child tells bad stories of mom to gain his approval and minimize tensions with him. Sadly though, the strategy only feeds the conflict between the parents as they feel more justified in their position with the new ammunition delivered by the child. Thus the parental conflict escalates and the child is subject to greater hostility.

How the Parents Conflict Affects Children

1. Eventually the child breaks down under the strain of conflict between despising parents. The child’s distress may take the form of school related problems, anxiety, depression, bullying, victimization and even physical complaints such as headaches and stomachaches. Because of the pre-existing parental animosity and then stories of the child, both parents blame each other for the child’s distress.

2. Both parents present self-righteously in their position and both parents are remarkably defensive towards any insinuation that their behaviour may be contributory to the child’s distress. Both parents present with a profound sensitivity to feeling blamed. Discussing their dynamic with one parent can trigger a defensive barrage of the issues of the other parent.

Resolving Parental Conflict

1. In situations like these, favourable outcomes for the child are best achieved by working with both parents.

2. The service provider must be well experienced in working with such high conflict situations and the dynamics as described. The approach requires expertise with clinical assessment, mediation, education and reconciliation counseling.

3. Eventually, the parents must be brought along to understand that their antagonistic tug of war is the toxicity hurting their child. In some situations both parents feel they must let go of the rope at the same time. In other situations some parents take the position that the other parent must go first with regard to making amends or changes. The challenge is to achieve a plan for both parents that encourages a relaxation of the animosity and new collaborative behaviour. Finally, the child needs to be brought into a session with both parents where they demonstrate their maturity by cooperating for the child’s sake and grant permission for the child to love both parents equally.

4. One never knows at the outset, if one or both parents can muster the maturity to take responsibility for their contribution to conflict. However, there is a secret to ending tugs of war. Only one side has to let go. The question is who is going to step up first?

5. What's a kid to do? Send both parents for help!

(editted from psychologytoday.com)

yea2.keep on begging for our money.

2010-01-18T13:48:00.008+08:00

1. this is worse than when i was in school.at least the wardens there aren't as fucked-up and money addicts as those in here, the so-called great cfs iium pj-.-'

2. today, they were doing a massive summon operation. Ops Cepat Kaya i guess.

3. i was cheerfully, cutely(haha!) walking myself to maths classes early this morning.
suddenly two good-for-nothing-God-knows-where-did-they-suddenly-blinked-from were standing at a corner, smirking gorgeously at me.stopping me, one of them handsomely asked, 'tau apa salah?'

4. 'datang kelas awal sangat?' (he went red at this^^)

5. 'tak.ni apa pakai baju camni?kasut tu, ha, seluar jeans. ni dah tiga saman ni'

6. i made a simple mental maths. damn! it's rm150 to be wasted. no fucking way!

7. 'bilik saya bocor.siling problem.dah report.no actions taken.semua baju n harta benda basah n rosak.ni saja tinggal. mau saman jugak ke?kalau tolong saya repair siling tu lagi bagus kot.'

8. and so they let me pass :)

9. still, pity my friends. they're losing hundreds today :(

10. i think today's summons will entitle them to build a new building u know. or maybe go for a the-whole-iium-staffs-trip to bandung, or even paris! boleh blah lah kau orang :)

The Jews' Way: Creating Genius Children

2010-01-18T03:39:00.007+08:00

This is a summarised version of the post "Mengapa Yahudi Bijak" from my dear mom's blog, The Colours of My Life. It was actually based on a research done by Dr Stephen Carr Leon.

1. If you are the mother, it all starts with the you. While pregnant, do simple mathematics and solve it with your husband. It trains your child's brain.

2. Your eating habit is very crucial. Since the early stage of pregnancy, starts the habit of eating kacang badam with dates and milk. You should also observe the eating of fish(without the head as it affects the growth of your child's brain negatively), bread, various kinds of nuts, salads and other vegies, and fruits. Fish is not to be eaten with meat(which is actually Rasulullah P.B.U.H's sunnah).

3. Also, it is almost a must-do for you to take fish's oil pills during pregnancy. One more, fruits are to be eaten BEFORE meals, not after. Having fruits after meals causes sleepiness and weakens us, causing it very hard to focus on studies. Unless you don't expect your kids to score of the highest marks, you may neglect this :)

4. Smoking is a taboo in Israel. You may get yourself thrown out of the house for smoking. It destroys main cells in our bodies and will affects on our genes. It goes way down the family tree of the smoker. Hence, producing generations of idiots and dumbs. The Jews are smart enough to be the world's main cigarrettes producers and make us smoke while they're busy protecting their families from nicotines.

5. Now, your child's eating habit is to observed strictly. Fruits, nuts, fish, vegies, and code liver oils are to be taken as the child's early diet.

6. Make your child learn more than one language. Bahasa Melayu, Arab, English, and more.

7. Music stimulates the brain. It acts as if an excercise for the brain. Calming and soothing musics such as violin and piano are the stimulating one of course. Strong, loud, and hard musics are to be avoided.

8. Mathematics and science should be subjects of the highest priority.

9. Train your child on sports especially archery, shooting, running, swimming, and horse-riding. Also, pay attention on sports that require high level of focus such as darts, archery, shooting, and basketball.

10. Giving birth to a genius child and descendants isn't done overnight. It takes time and a few generations. So start now. While you're still young. And keep it up until you're married, pregnant, and for the rest of your life.

11. As for the Dr who did the research, he has been practising these on his son and grandson. To his amazement, his grandson is able to write a 5-pages-long essay on Why Do I Love Tomatoes at the age of 9!

11. So, let's together start building healthy and smart generations. May one day we be able beat the Jews. :)

-shfq emir
Jan 18th,2010

i miss you, love

2010-01-14T17:17:00.002+08:00

rosmawati yaacob
aqbar emir
zulkiflee hamri
mek
haha hariz
you in kmns
you in star

Love Tips for Guys - credits Ika Melly

2010-01-14T17:10:00.002+08:00

this is just a copy and paste post.anyway guys, u raelly should read this.i think it's good.
thanks ika[=

1- do NOT act big on text messages, and IM if you cannot back it up in person.

2- tell her that you love her, and why you love her.
she likes to be reminded.

3- NEVER say ‘i love you’ on the first date, those are 3 powerful words, make them mean something.

4- there is never an excuse to break up with me and go after one of my bestfriends, or worse my sister/cousin.

5- compliments make the world go ‘round.

6- baseball shirts are hot,

7- kissing on the cheek, forehead, hand is sweet.
we don’t always need you to shove your tounge down our throats.

8- call just to say good-morning, good-night, or just see how we are doing, we like that.

9- if its cold, let her wear your sweater; let her take it home for a couple nights.

10- if you are doing something with another girl that you wouldn’t want us to see don’t do it; think if we were doing that with another guy, would you want us to be doing it ?

11- we like you for you; don’t go and try to be mr.big man in front of us.

12- listen to her when she speaks; or at least pretend to.

13- honesty is the key.

14- she may hug other guys and talk to other guys, but NONE of them will every mean as much to her as you do.

15- DO NOT LEAD US ON, you will get stabbed.

16- we think that your flaws are what make you perfect.
because no guy understands that they don’t need to be perfect to impress us.

17- most of the time when we send you a song, it usually relates to you in some way.

18- secretly she will always have a song that reminds her of you, if you have one that reminds you of her, tell her.

19- don’t you DARE ask me if you can hold my hand or kiss me, if you want to feel free to, it will show your macho-ness.

20- come up from behind her and hold her waist, she wants you to .

21- you are the guy. YOU talk to her first on msn, YOU text her first, YOU go up to her and say hi, you are the guy, that is YOUR job.

22- if your going to cheat on us, have the decency to call us before hand and tell us its over, its much better getting dumped then finding out you were with another girl.

23- listen to her when she tells you what looks good on you, take her advice because usually she is telling you the truth.

24- AXE is a good scent but do not soak yourself in it, btw; just because you put it on, will NOT get you lucky.

25- do not get mad at her for her mistakes, if she says sorry forgive her.

26- if you tell me you are going to call me, or text me all day, or that we are going to hang out all day; MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THOUGH.. asshole.

27- gifts are great; if you don’t know what to get her, think about it shes a girl ? flowers, teddy bears, a neckles, a braclet are always great ideas; if you dont have the money, write her a poem and read it to her, write her a song and sing it to her, (even if your horrible at singing).

28- you might not think it makes a difference, but “LOVE YOU” and “I LOVE YOU” are two diffrent things; make the effort to put the extra i at the beginning, and seriously ” ~~luv u~~” is not a good way to say it either-MAKE AN EFFORT.

29- tell her what you mean: if you dont like something shes doing, TELL HER, she will probley try to stop it for you.

30- ~~remember things that she tells you~~; and bring up that your remeber , ex. if she tells you her favourite t.v show, next time your talking about T.V be like “oh, so are you watching _________?” she will be impressed that you remembered.

31- whisper in her ear.

32- actualy GET to know her.

33- if you forget her birthday; your screwed!

34- IF YOU DARE brake up with her on text, MSN, or an email, she will/has permisssion to brake your neck, grow a set of balls ? (:

35- even if the converstion between you two is dieing over msn/text message , you better keep resonding to her; oh and smiley faces do make a diffrenece..
example: hi :) or hi.
exampletwo: ok :) or ok.
see what i mean, ?

36- we want the best for you, cigarettes, weed and alcohol are NOT it; we are not trying to change you, because that isn’t you.

37- play with our hair- and let US play with YOURS; we will be really impressed if you let us touch you hair.

38- if we walk away from you, in our heads we are just begging for you to chase after us.

39- call her “beautiful, stunning, gourgeous,” not “a babe, hot, sexy, SMOKIN’ ” really now ?

40- call her love, and darling, and sweetheart.
this makes you seem like you want her for a long time.
instead of just saying babe or chicka or sexy.

41- talk dirty to her; she might act like she doesn’t like it, but she does. - d.k ♥ .

42- WHEN SHE SAYS STOP DOING SOMETHING, YOU BETTER STOP.

43- don’t call her fat; even as a joke, she may begin to start to really think it (DON’T CALL HER MASSIVE ETHIER -.-)

44- when you hug, don’t let her go..

45- walk her home.

46- if you leave without saying goodbye, we will give you the silent treatment for a couple of days, so watch yourself .

47- don’t you dare suggest that you make your relationship “secret”. like, WTH. if you love her, you want to share the fact that you got her with the whole entire world.. or anyone who’ll listen.

48- don’t give one armed hugs, they are horrible and they make it seem like you want nothing to do with her. even if you are holding something, put it down just to hug her.

49- when we say we hate you, we usually don’t mean it. so don’t you EVER say it back because it will most likely break our hearts & we’ll stay up wondering if you meant it or not.
+ hate is a strong word.

50- a response to twentyeight; don’t you dare say i love you, if you don’t mean it.. also, make sure the first time you say it is in person.

51- when you get nervous around her, like, when you’re about to kiss for the first time or maybe even her smile makes you nervous and you get that feeling in your stomach that bothers the hell out of you; yet you don’t want it to leave.. tell her. it’s adorable.

52- tell her she’s a hell of a lot more beautiful than megan fox.. this one’s not required, but it would make her day. ;]

53- .. let’s just say your voice best be the last thing she hears before she goes to sleep at night.

54- dedicate things to her; a song, a certain word, a show. anything, it just has to mean something.

55- we love the way you say our name, it’s just so perfect. well, to tell you the truth, we love every single thing you say, so don’t stress on how to sound perfect.. dont argue because to us, you always do.

56- swearing does not make you sound cool.
you stub your toe *fuuuuck!*
lose in a game *shiit, fuuucking dumbaass!*
.. no, just stop. it makes you seem like a very violent person, and we start to wonder what you may act like when you get really mad.

57- if we slap you, you probably deserved it.. but just know we wouldn’t try to actually HURT you.
BTW; slap us back and it’s done.

58- if some guy is bothering your girl, you better be by her side.. or beating the shiiit out of him.

59- even if you hate it, come along to a chick flick once in a while.. don’t just complain about how much you hate love movies. honestly, if you go along with her, she’ll see how much she means to you & it’ll be a sweet date.

60- ask her before you assume something; before you do something you will regret.

61- if she askes you whats wrong, ANSWER HER.

62- if you are going to talk to another girl; don’t do it on PUBLIC facebook posts.

63- if she did something that bugs you; don’t go all “k” “alright” “true” “ok” on her, tell her what she did wrong.

64- music makes a first impression.

65- ask her on a date, its cute.

66- being a dick then saying ‘oh well i thought you were mad at me’ is NOT a good excuse, if you think shes mad at you, don’t get mad at her, make the effort to make sure she forgives you, and she might not even be mad at you, but you being an dick-that can get her mad pretty easily.

67- if your going to hang out with other girls, either make sure no one she talks to sees- or tell her before one of her friends do.
by the way; she will get even.

68- make sure she knows she can trust you that even if you hang out with other girls , that shes the only one you truly care about.

69- if you are going to brake up with her, tell her why.
don’t just be like ‘kay its over’ , give her an explanation.

70- if your going to tell her a song reminds you of her; make sure it has a meaning, don’t just be like ‘oh the song replay reminds me of you because it says shorty in it and your my shorty’ like wtf ? tell her like ‘jump than fall’ reminds you of her, because you won’t leave her.

71- you see her anywhere (halls at school, mall, restarant, etc) you best go say hi to her, you are the guy you go up to her say hello kiss her, thats all she needs.

72- don’t be afraid to kiss her in public;if she’ll think your embarrassed to be with her.

73- if you want to be alone with her tell her; chances are she wants to be alone with you too.

74- if she tells you a secret and you brake up do not use that or anything to ‘blackmail’ her, biggest dick move.

75- if you haven’t seen her in a couple days, it might be a good idea to call her; tell her your okay and ask her how shes doing, etc.

76- if she goes to kiss you and you back away- i hope she pushes you down the stairs.

77- take her dog for a walk(idk i find that sweeet).

78- if she has a paper route, or sears delivary, help her with it.

79- do things without being asked.

80- if you’re going to all sweet and cute on msn then you should really take that personaltiy and bring it in person.

81- don’t just hold her when you two are alone, you better be able to do it around other people .

82- When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-ass because she thinks shes stronger than you grab her and don’t let go.

83- when she ignores you give her your attention.

84- when she pulls away, pull her back.

85- when you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word.

86- when you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

87- when she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay .

88- when she grabs at your hands, hold her’s and play with her fingers .

89- when she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does .

90- Call her everyday and stay on the phone, even if shes not saying a sound.

92- Treat her like shes all that matters to you.

93- Give her the world.

94- when you are with her and your friends, or her and other girls, you can talk to them; but sometimes make her feel like shes the only one you see.

95- talk to her about everything, she doesnt just want to be your girlfriend, she wants to be your best friend.

96- kiss her in the pouring rain.

97- get her flowers just because.

98- write her a letter and mail it to her house telling her how you feel.

99- walk her to class.

100- kiss her softly and tell her you love her, let that be the last two things you do when you say farewell.

101- Don’t expect us to do everything you want too, we aren’t sluts.

102- We don’t want to be your whole life, just your favorite part.

103- try and plan activity before you hang out, makes it look like you actully care.

104- We like when you tickle us, but don’t take it too far because then it just hurts.

105- Girls, remind him that you do love him, it shouldnt always be their jobs, make them feel special too.

106- ~~meet her parents, its old fashion but its sweet.~~

107- girls, don’t try to act slutty or dumb to impress a guy, yea some guys like that, but some guys will just think you look - like a fail.

108- if you haven’t seen her in like a week, make the effort to clear your agenda, and spend a day or a couple hours with her.

109- be clingy but not too clingy; just clingy enough to show her you care.

110- dont answer with, ‘yea’ ‘ok’ ‘mhm’ ‘true’s she’ll think somethings bugging you.

111- If we are coming over dont leave your facebook page open to one of our friends pictures.

112- ~~Don’t call us a bitch even if ‘you don’t mean it’.~~

113- if you say your going to text me at noon, text me at noon..

114- if we were suppose to hang out Saturday DO NOT text me and say we can hangout sunday, i wanted to hangout today.

115- Dont expect me to always be ready to hangout whenever you want too, theres two people in this relationship.

116- if you want to break up with her talk to her about it first or just do it, don’t make her sit there wondering when you are going to do it.

117- if you usaully say ‘i love you so much bye, (L)(K):D’ and that changes too ‘iloveyou, bye (L)’ shes going to know somethings up.

118- call her beautiful, all the time.

119- if she tells you she likes when you do something, do it, but not all the time;

120- just tell her you love her; don’t let her forget it..

121- even if all she says is ‘k’ on a text message repond to her.

122- girls give your guy some space somtimes, hes a guy, sometimes he just needs some guy time.

123- be cligny, but don’t be a pain in the ass.

124- send her random bits of cute songs.

125- i don’t care if your a horrible singer, sing to her.

126- tell her how much you miss her on a daily basis, if you just saw her a couple hours ago tell her you miss her.

127- do not play girls, please. it hurts.

128- if you really ‘love’ someone they should be the only one on your mind, that goes for guys and girls.

129- if you want to just be friends, please say so..

130- don’t make her suffer, if you think tings aren’t working out, or you have something on your mind thats going to make you act differently, please talk to her about it.

131- if you are going to flirt with everyone even though you have a girlfriend, maybe you should just be single.

132- listening is key, if you ask her something and she answers you, then 20 mintues later you ask her the same question shes going to get pissed off.

133- if you are walking beside her, grab her hand, and hold on to it.

134- hold her and kiss her infront of your friends ;

135- if shes cold, keep her warm.

136- for girls, don’t always be paranoid.

137- look into her eyes, like your looking through her, and tell her simply, ’ i love you ‘

138- its every girls dream to be kissed in the rain,

139- if you say ‘you are my everything’ you better mean it.

140- everytime you see her go up to her and just say hi, hug her and kiss her, than leave, it will mean the world to her.

141- girls, do give him some love to, make him know you love him; don’t let him forget it.

142- if you tell her best friend that you are going to dump her, don’t expect her to not hear about it.

143- if you are going to dump her tomorrow, do not make plans with her for the day after.

145- if you don’t love her, than just let her go fast, before you just keep on letting her fall even harder, and harder and harder just to find out your not at the bottom to catch her.

146- if you love her why break up with her.

147- ‘don’t beg for love, if its real love; you shouldn’t have to’ -dornakhakpour♥ .

148-i saw this on a quote thing; but for girls, don’t ake him your everything cause when he leaves you have nothing.

149- run up to her and hug her from behind.

150- just look at her, just kinda stare into her eyes.

152- if you really love her, you wouldn’t let her go; you’d hold and and try to hold on for dear life- thats the thing, you would try.

153- don’t fuck around.

154- there is a diffrence between a fight and an arguement.

155- realize she is worth fighting for.

156- ^ fight for her, because she most likely fights like hell for you.

157- when shes sad, try to cheer her up.

158- usually when she says shes fine, shes not.

159- ‘oh she doesn’t look crushed’ dude you cannot see a broken heart, that doesn’t mean its not there.

160- you have something on your mind, talk to her.

161- theres a huge diffrence between ‘night’ and ‘GOOD night’ make the effort.

it's happening again

2010-01-12T00:46:00.000+08:00

my room is soaking wet. AGAIN-.-'

damn it.

a dear lost

2010-01-03T13:00:00.003+08:00

James 'The Rev' Sullivan

born on 10th of Feb, 1981

James Owen Sullivan was better known as his stage name, The Reverend Tholomew Plague

He was the drummer and back up vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold and was one of the greatest drummers world have ever seen.

He was found dead on Dec 28th, 2009, at the age of 28 and will be dearly missed.

happy 2010

2010-01-02T15:00:00.002+08:00

19years since i was born

9years since 9/11

1year since i left school

2 years before 2012

thanks guys.you've made my year

let's hope this year's more awesome

well, it started pretty awesomely anyway[=

Happy New Year!

malang oh malang

2009-12-26T20:53:00.003+08:00

malang xberbau,tp sumpah basah.

fuck!

pardon my vulgarness in this post

but im so fuckin pissed off

td ak bru pas xm fim

sgt lah bosan nk blk bilik so ak blk bilik sbelah bilik ak.hha

then lepak2 smpai dlm kol 4.hujan sgt lah lebat

sumpah rugi klu xtdo

bru je nk tdo

ak dpt text dr roomate

"emir, balik bilik skang!"

so i went to my room.

*gasp*!!!!!!

--------------------------------------speechless---------------------------------------

-----teringat maen dota td jap----

--------------------------------------speechless balik---------------------------------------

bilik tgkap 4.atap boco.

dgn tnang aer mlimpah ruah kat katil ak smpai sparoh bilik ak penoh ngan aer

atas tumit gak r

ak kne clearkan

seb bek de membe2

sgt lah fuck

baju2,bantal,slimut,comforter,bags,baju2 again,slua2,boxer2,brief2,dan sbagainye

basah

oh,lupe, towel skali.n socks

n esok ak de xm maths

tengs hujan-.-'

Farewell Amin

2009-12-24T02:41:00.002+08:00

Amin

KMNS 09

pursuing in aircraft engineering under MAS

goodluck doe

its a pleasure knowing u

so long[=

To Her, With Love

2009-12-19T04:56:00.004+08:00

There She Is

I'm not exaggerating

Only admiring

I'm not writing

Only sharing

As pure as it can be

I'll deliver to you

The tale of a wonderful lady

Even the thought of her

Shove my fears away

She'd given me the world

And all the stars

She'd traded her life

If it could shield me

No matter how hard it was

There she is

The strongest person

I've ever known

Even with the world on her shoulder

She'll do with a smile

A smile that melts mountains into oceans

Changes clouds into rainbows

Her words are the sweetest love song

Her voice soothes the angriest king

Every step of her is another graceful dance

Her beauty is foreverly preserved

Not even with the worst nightmare as her reality did her beauty fades

How could such creation ever existed?

An angel in a human form

Thank Allah The Almighty

How could I ever let her shed her tears?

I'd do death

If it will put her smile back

Shining as it used to be

And yes

There she is

My night in shining armor

My beauty queen

My Father

My Mother

My bestfriend

Rosmawati Yaacob

A truly wonderful woman

With love,

Your Sons

2009-12-18T19:27:00.000+08:00

to be eaten with roti[=

PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR ESPECIALLY IN THE BATHROOM

2009-12-09T17:13:00.002+08:00

It's no longer cute or quirky. It's gone the way of the deuces and weird lip face...and loose fitting sideways hat (which at some point became "gangsta" even though it's usually seen on girls from the suburbs). It's played out and done. And ESPECIALLY (and i can't stress this enough) ..ESPECIALLY for guys. How many more guys flexing in front of the bathroom mirror, holding your camera, cleverly and intentionally visible in the shot, do i have to see?? All this says is that you stand around flexing for yourself in front of the mirror....and you decided to take a picture. PLEASE STOP IT.

let's see.

the KLCC, PAVILLION, MID VILLEY have been the favourite places to be the toilet photography studio.=.="

this so-called famous myspace/facebook pose has become so damn common n

IT'S SO LAME

50 Things to do in Examinations

2009-12-04T20:33:00.002+08:00

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, sing the song Jai Ho. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin singing the song She Bangs.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

nur atiqah mohd yusof

2009-11-30T16:01:00.001+08:00

ika melly
ika apple
illyana khatijah
whatever she's called
she's always my dearest good-for-face-punching bestfriend
im truly sorry for not posting this earlier (^u^)
nway, hope it's not too late
22/11/09:

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY IKA!

2009-11-29T01:58:00.000+08:00

going back to uia tomorrow

ah, the classes

n heavy books

yeahh,they seem alright

working class hero

2009-11-28T15:25:00.002+08:00

As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me

happy 18th kamil!

2009-11-28T00:43:00.002+08:00

muhammad zuhri kamil

this funny lansi little guy i know since f1

however, he's fucking talented i assure u

in what ways?let it just be between me n him,hha!

our friendship were bonded by him sitting beside me in 1A class, 2004

then we were in the same classes until we were 16

still being good buddies until now

happy 18th birthday dude[=

2009-11-27T21:38:00.002+08:00

to all my dear dudes n dudettes in kmns
congrats in whatever you've achieved forthe 1st sem final
best of wishes for your 2nd sem
to those who've failed
it's not the end of the world
xde luck di situ
give ur best shot at somewhere else

ah,i dont even wanna know my result
da tau, surely it sucks[=

ladang

2009-11-27T04:37:00.004+08:00

just arrived home from kl
it was a four and a half hours of journey in bus
supposed two hours je tp jam gle

i scanned my pendrive
it's an 8gb kingston dt(lansi sket)
to my surprise, ade 60 viruses
most of them were worm n somethingbeat
imba gle!hha

selamat hari raya aidiladha guys! [=

home

2009-11-25T13:46:00.000+08:00

im going back tomorrow at 9pm

yeah it feels alrite

u know you're a mat rempit when...

2009-11-21T00:20:00.001+08:00

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out while they're riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are no where to be found anymore
37. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this post

understanding guys, for dummies

2009-11-20T21:41:00.007+08:00

im not a psychologist,but here are some matters to be noted by the girls out there based on my personal experiences n those of my friends n mates:

girls want to be treasured, guys want to be respected n understood.
as how much we put our effort on understanding girls, we expect an equal treatment.

we don't need u to laugh at our bad jokes, but making a boring face is totally rude for we went to great lengths to make u feel appreciated that we even pretended to care of those heels and handbags being displayed in established stores.

we even spent hours keeping ur dunno-when-will-finish-shopping companied.so be fair.

we are not wishing for sweet talks, it's just ur actions n reactions that counts.

Not matter how boring our friends are, don't bother letting us now, we never complained about yours.

we may not be as handsome as brad pitt but our own gf praising some other guys' gorgeousness pisses us off a lot.

our phone is ours, yours is yours.

checking on it ONCE IN A WHILE is caring, but checking on it every now and then is controlling!

we need some space.

when we said you're the one and only, it means there is no another you.so believe it.

don't try to take control.

when we said we love you,we do.

so dont bother asking for proofs, we cant think of one.as if u can.

u dont have fingerprints for feelings, so believe it.

if we're giving excuses from seeing/calling u, it means we care for your feelings.

its just that we have some urgent n crucial matters to be settled.

Don't expect us to know every need of yours.we'll try our best but we don't know every single thing.

please share n let us know should we happened to ignore any need of yours of failed to understand.

sharing is caring after all.

If we feel asleep while texting u, please don't get mad.

we've put a lot of effort to stay awake.

we're humans.we need to sleep too.

if we praise u, don't bother denying. we won't waste our time lying.

should u ask for why do we love u, we cant actually answer that.

we dont need reasons to love.

should u think that we're having someone else behind your back, JUST ASK.

a deny means it's just u n we love u.

or else we wont bother giving excuses.

Men Need To Understand These Things About Women - Token:Ika Melly

2009-11-20T21:34:00.002+08:00

I got this from a very good n special friend of mine. I'm copying straight from her as a credit for her. I guess they're crucial information for guys out there^^
so here they goes:
"1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. Understand how to keep women happy with you..."

2012: a scientific prophecy or a mere ancient myth?

2009-11-16T11:54:00.002+08:00

i have watched the 2012 movie of which i personally think that it was a total crap.
though some of the predicted incidents might be happening, the ending of the movie was still undeniably illogical.
they tried to make it look as if the Noah incident is to reoccur.
taking a closer look into the end of the world, or the apocalypse, or qiamah, as Islam says,
the world is to come to an end and nobody is ever meant to survive it.

so, what's with the Mayan prediction? it has been an infamous talk that on december the 21st, 2012, the world that we know today is to experience some sort of age shifting which occurs at every fifth cycle of the 5000 something years, an we are living at the end of the fifth cycle.
have it ever occurred to us that the mayans were actually bullshitting us.
they knew we'd believe it, so they made the prophecy, and a carved a gigantic capital "L" somewhere only they knew (of which they can no longer tell us for they are all resting in peace).
well, on exactly december 21st of 2012, a group of scientists and archeologists will be making another founding of which they will manage to decipher the gigantic "L" code; LOSERS!

we've been fooled by a plan the mayans made thousands of years ago that when the real armageddon finally comes, we will all die and gather where the ancient mayans will laugh on our face showing the L sign on their heads. LOOOOSERS!

my sweet clementine

2009-11-13T10:50:00.002+08:00

oh dear, after six years of being together
she left me for good
bye2 sweet clementine
my dear casio 991 solar powered scientific calc
been using her since f1
tried to repair but the damage seemed to be permanent n cant be repaired
been helping in every xm n classes of mine for the past 6years
in the end, it's time for her retirement
rest in peace clementine darling
goodbye.

n hi cassie, my new casio 570ms calc
however, im still missing the old one
sentimental value =.="

the malaysian barbarians

2009-11-08T03:35:00.003+08:00

the game was dull and stupid yeah, u can quote me on that
wasted my 20ringgit
at first, i adored the spirit of the kelantan red warriors supporters
but then, they started acting like those creatures living in deep dark jungles
throwing fireworks to the n9 supporters
causing a severe facial injury of a poor lady, a reporter, and some other unfortunate lads
however, it didnt end there
they acted wildly by burning some chairs (4, as of what i've heard from my mates)
to further prove how stupid they are
they fought the opponent supporters with "kelewe"(parang)
see, even in the modern world we're currently living in
there are still those who act more barbaric than the barbarians
how frustrating =.="

cry me a river

2009-11-06T10:42:00.000+08:00

some things are better left unsaid

2009-10-29T11:02:00.001+08:00

got my groups n timetable already
thankfully, i'm put in 3 groups of 3subjects which are as same as chino
tarbaek!

she that i love in kmns

2009-10-26T22:23:00.002+08:00

this one's for ika melly
thanks for the unbelievably touching farewell speech

should u miss me in the lecture hall
baling je kertas kat cikgu aida
tulis
"from jack,with love"
anyway, betol la
you're the girl that i love the most kat kmns[=

p/s: haha tgah usha aku type XD

muet

2009-10-21T18:45:00.002+08:00

pardon my lots of posts or today.perhaps next time maybe lambat lagi baru boleh post baru.
pagi tadi i sat for my speaking muet. the examiners were cool and friendly. they even helped my classmates yang tak dapat think straight and couldn't talk. nervous, perhaps.
i really hope to get a really good band ouh. band 6, perhaps?may the Great God above helps me[=

time to change

2009-10-21T18:30:00.003+08:00

for an obvious reason that only me and certain people know, i'm changing my typing and texting style from short forms to full spelling for english and quite baku with only a few bahasa pasar for bm. thank you.

the best ever

2009-10-21T18:01:00.000+08:00

today's my last day in kmns. soon, i'll be leaving it forever. i'll surely be missing my mates so much.
yesterday, spent with sepet, ban, nik, izza,n az, was one hell of a day. something to remember forever. perhaps i'll just talk about it next time for i'm not really in the mood. ban, sepet, and nik had already gone to kl. so it was only me and my things to be packed and cleared. my dear aunt's already on her way to pick me up. i bet she'll be here in any minute. goodbye guys. you have been the best

-jack.
last day kmns
18:01 21/10/09